Does this really need to be an annual event? Can we just do this like once every century or, maybe, never again?
As someone who can’t remember the last time she watched anything on MTV, here is a complete and accurate overview of what happened last night.
Hannah Montana hosted.
Nicki and Taylor buried the hatchet.
Glad they’re pretending to know each other again and stuff. I don’t know.
But then beef exploded like a Taco Bell burrito…
… and Miley was like …
… and Twitter was like…
… and then Kanye announced he’s running for president.